Hilarious dialogue

In the absence of any substantive link for Jason, I'm gonna give him some kudos . . .

Dave: he says I should use the headline "Blue Jays pay $47 million for a BJ" at some point
Jason: i'd say they overbaid.
Dave: so, how much for a HJ?
Dave: well, we already know what an AJ costs!
Jason: Overbaid? come on, thats comedy gold.
Dave: OMG
Jason: Overbayed.
Dave: I figured you typoed, but there's like 3 inches between P and B
Jason: negative
Jason: im just that damn clever
Dave: I MEASURED IT!
Jason: lol
Dave: 3.5"
Dave: like, EXACTLY!
Jason: Shea Hillenbrand got 5.7 million from the jays
Jason: in laymens terms, that's like 1 mill for every walk.